I’m officially 37 weeks now. Which means, in addition to the baby being basically fully cooked and safe to come out, I am officially eligible to labor in the tub at the birthing center, if I want. Hooray!
But let’s talk about Week 36.
The primary features of Week 36 this time around:
- Braxton Hicks contractions
- Lightning crotch
- Hairtrigger crying reflex
- Stress eating, and the subsequent return of heartburn
Pregnancy-wise, it wasn’t too rough of a week. I think I’ve finally completed the midwife circuit at the practice I go to, and I’m now on a weekly appointment schedule. At the 36 week appointment, I got the Group B strep test (presumed negative, as I didn’t get a phone call), so I won’t have to get antibiotics during labor.
Life-wise, it wasn’t an especially pleasant week. I’m still swamped with freelancing work (which is a good thing! And a fun project! But not the greatest timing on my part), had to spend two daycare mornings dealing with minor but inconvenient car issues, and The Toddler is once again going through a weird developmental phase (please, God, let this just be a phase) where he is refusing to nap and regressing with his potty-training habits. The Husband, too, was stretched thin, and worked late three nights last week, so while he did his best I felt like I was flying solo through a lot of turbulence.
The Toddler napped one. time. last week. And has had about four costume changes a day, thanks to his refusal to tell me when he needs to go. On the bright side, no naps means he is crashing for bed by 6 p.m. But then again, so am I.
All of which made that freelancing work pretty tricky to tackle, and all preparation for his family birthday party on Saturday had to wait until Saturday morning, which meant by 2:30 on Saturday afternoon I was just frantically running around the house, tears streaming down my face, as I tried to put everything together at the last minute. I’ve got to stop being enormously pregnant during the holidays.
Fortunately, The Toddler’s grandparents and aunts and uncles were (at least outwardly) unbothered by our mediocre food offerings and only wanted to shower the Toddler in gifts and affection. He had a blast, and is enjoying the infusion of new toys. (And my mom gets to live to see another Christmas, despite her gift of a thousand-decibel tractor toy with no off switch, because she watched him Saturday morning so we could pull everything together.)
I don’t have any additional pregnancy wisdom or whining to throw your way this week, so here are a few shots of the quick-and-dirty advent calendar I put together for The Toddler. Obviously, it’s way too late for this to be useful for this year, but maybe it will come in handy next year if you feel obligated to make something homemade but want to keep it super simple (like, say, if you’re enormously pregnant.)
Super-simple Toddler Advent Calendar
- 1/2 yard green felt
- A way to affix the felt to your wall (maybe Command strips/velcro? I’m lucky to have a brick hearth that holds the felt all on its own)
- Several yards of cotton string (I used craft baker’s twine)
- 25 buttons
- Yarn or ticker cotton string the length of your mantle
- Multicolored cardstock
- Hole punch
- 2″-ish circle template (I traced the inside of a roll of masking tape)
- 25 clothespins
- Metallic Sharpie
- 25 stickers (optional)
- Cut out a triangle shape from the felt. (Mine is about 30″-36″ tall and 18″ wide at the base).
- Sew 25 buttons onto the felt to give your toddler a way to hang up the ornaments.
- Hang the felt tree on the wall with Command velcro strips/brick.
- Cut out 25 circles from the cardstock. Number them 1-25.
- Punch holes in the circles and tie a loop of string to each.
- String up the yarn/string on your mantle and evenly space the 25 clothespins out.
- Pin each ornament up on the mantle, clipping a sticker behind each. (For older kids, you could also write something on the back of each ornament — an activity they get to do that day, a special memory you have with them, a riddle, whatever.)
- You’re done! Just help your little one take down an ornament each day and hang it on a button on the tree. I like to use the empty clothespins to hold Christmas cards as they come in.